Thursday, October 9, 2008

Being Driven Up The Wall

Day five living in a hotel. I feel like I'm in prison but without all the man-on-man sex benefits. lol To lighten things up, earlier today I went next door to where two of my co-workers were watching telly and when they opened the door I started beating them with a pillow and we had a huge pillow fight. Its been a long, but productive week. I told my boss he is done whoring me out this week and I want to get back to sea. I told him I will be on a ship next week if I have to become a pirate and take it by force. Which was a mistake. Because I'm gay and said I would be a pirate, the Butt Pirate jokes and the "ooh, do you have a long sword or a short shaft?" jokes started. I have no one to blame but myself. I have to start using the word Mutineer, not Pirate.



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6 comments:

David said...

Love the pic. You're right you left yourself open for the jokes. It is funny though.

Mike said...

You give new meaning to the word, there she or in your case he blows!

Jen said...

Your so cute! Not very quick witted, but cute. hehe You must think before you say these things.

Anonymous said...

You always make me laugh. Handsome and funny, you have two out of the three things I look for in a man. The third has something to do with size, but I won't go there unless you want to post something so I can determine if you have the third quality!

Hamish said...

You really do need to stop calliing yourself a Pirate, it gets you in so much trouble.

molepunch said...

Wait, is that you? OMG a one-hander!