Friday, September 21, 2007
The Devil In Disguise
Tonight after work I went to the grocery store. I wasn't really in the mood to go, but I forced myself into going and getting it done. So I walk inside, grab a cart and I am walking through the fruit and vegetable area when I notice one of the hottest guys I have ever seen in my life. Everything about him is what I am attracted too. If I could create a man, it would turn out to look like him. He was like the perfect looking guy. Well groomed coal black hair, just a little tan, tall, lean, dressed in a dark blue shirt with black pants an earring in his ear. When he walked by me to go around the corner to the next aisle, he smiled at me and I noticed he had the cutest smile and blue bedroom eyes. Anyone that knows me knows I go weak in the knees for a guy with a nice smile.
I continued my shopping and as I continued through the store we continuously ran into each other going up and down the aisles. We got to the bread aisle and there was a store clerk in the middle of the aisle blocking it with a cart full of boxes. I was coming down one end of the aisle and this hot guy was coming down the other end of the aisle. We both go to the middle of that aisle and there was just enough room to squeeze through to the other side.
Just as I went to walk through the narrow walkway, he tried to come through and we wound up standing face to face with each other. He smiled and said something to me. But I looked into his eyes and just froze. I knew he was saying something, but all my mind was thinking was "My God he is talking to me, he is talking to me." I still don't know what he said, but before I could compose myself and say anything or move back and allow him to come through, he put his hand on my side and squeezed through. He had this smile on his face as he did it and his body pressed against mine and slid through. My mind raced with thoughts from, "He is so fucking hot, to oh my god he just rubbed his body against me. Then the good little angel voice in my head spoke up yelling, "Boyfriend, you have a boyfriend!"
I was still just frozen, standing there analyzing these thoughts in my head when he suddenly came back through and squeezed by me again, placing his hand once again on my side. He smiled at me this time, not saying anything as he rubbed against me and went back to his cart.
I was still just standing there analyzing what just happened when I noticed the stock boy stopped stocking shelves and started watching us as if he could tell what I was thinking. I grabbed a loaf of bread and started to walk down the aisle trailing behind the hot guy. I was checking his ass out when I suddenly realized, he never picked up any bread. You went through all that and didn't get any bread anyway. As I wondered about that, I could tell he knew I was behind him because he kept looking back over his shoulder and smiling at me.
He went around to the next aisle at the back of the store. I took a deep breath and decided I needed to just leave the store before I get into anything I may regret later.
So I went to the check out and before long he was in the aisle next to me checking out. As we were in line he kept glancing over at me and smiling. I smiled back and then he made small talk with me. I thought to myself a straight guy would probably not be so into talking to another guy he doesn't know in the grocery store, let alone squeeze his body twice up against the stranger. That is when I realized, I think is flirting with me. That is when I realized he was the devil in disguise trying to tempt me to do something bad.
I got my bags and as I walked to the car, I could tell he was behind me. I get to my car in the parking lot and guess whose car is parked right across from the one I am driving...you guessed it, his car.
We're putting our stuff in our cars when he starts talking to me, making small talk. I replied back and we had a nice little conversation. Then he asks, "Do you come here often? I mean do you shop here often?" I replied that I did, that I liked the store. He said he does too and maybe he would see me around. I said yeah maybe. He reached over, shook my hand and said his name. But I have no idea what his name was because all I thought was he had the softest hand and I noticed there was no wedding ring on his hand. I think I told him my name, I don't even know what really came out of my mouth to tell the truth. But he smiled, stood there for a moment and then we parted.
I sat in my car for a moment thinking, I just let my version of the perfect looking guy drive away. Then I thought, I must really love my man. But he has been gone for two months now, going on three because of his job. I am not sure when he is coming back. But it better be soon or I may be shopping with the devil again soon.