HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY
So we hide them away in our clothes.
Oh, it's shocking to stare at what's certainly there
but why this is so, Heaven knows.
There was an old girl of Kilkenny
Who usual charge was a penny
For half of that sum
You might fondle her bum
The source of amusement to many.
There was a young couple from Florida
Who passion grew steadily torrider
They had planned to sin at a room in the inn
But couldn't wait and screwed in the corridor.